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Jack off, or Jerk off J O or JO
What a J O!
That guy was a J O.
Your being a J O.
j o by Gerret January 9, 2008
Words you can keep
We had a mutual j/o last night.
j/o by Billy Jean Cox April 18, 2003
Related Words
J.O.E J.O. J-ohs J.O.F.A. J.Owen J.O.M.B. j/o j.o'in J.O.M.L j.o.p.d.
You going out tonight?

Nah Imma stay home and J.O. To some gay porn
J.O. by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021
Or J-Oing, an abreviated term for the noun: Jack Off. Or Jacking Off. The act of masterbating. Made popular by lazy idiots and people who are shy about such topics in public.
Dude, were you J-Oing in my bathroom?
J-O by davethelightguy May 31, 2007
jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis
Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.
J.O. by tony February 10, 2003
Jerk Off. Calling someone a hand job of sorts. Often yelled from a distance where the person can't have a clear vantage poit of the person yelling.
Yo J.O.!

Hey that guy is a typical J.O.

-Who was that?
-Idk, some J.O.
J.O. by Ian Duffy December 22, 2008
a slicker way of calling someone a jerk off
all the young kids in my neighborhood are a bunch of fucking j.o"s
j.o by the infamous de oness September 14, 2009
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