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a word that has universal meaning; can be spammed repetitively for comedic value
Bro 1: Wanna go get food?
Bro 2: Yea bro sounds jömp

example 2: jömp jömp jömjömjömp
jömp by THE Tonith October 1, 2019
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a way to describe literally anything
Tony that's Jömp how Matt was Jömping at the coffee shop Jömp.
Jömp by Jömp June 24, 2022
Related Words
Jomp Jomped Jomp Fence Jompa Jompai jomper jomphanus Jompliment jompo Jomppa
Anything but an adverb. Jomp means whatever you want it to mean.
"pass the jomp"
"lets jomp right now"
"Im jompin"
"What will I do with this jomp"
"jomp city"
"jomp titigy jomp"
jomp by jompcity August 13, 2009
An acronym, standing for "Just on my phone".
Dan: "Hey Rick what the fuck are you doing over there? "

Rock: "I'm JOMP you retard!"

Dan: " Ok settle the fuck down."
JOMP by Tunnus June 24, 2016
short for "Jell-O making partner", i.e. a partner in lesbian sex of any kind
"She's not my girlfriend, she's my jomp. We'll be 'making some Jell-O' tonight."
jomp by jellomaker April 25, 2006
Basicaly a glomp, while screaming about how much you adore the jomp-ee and how much you want to shag them. Used by many fangirl twards her lust object.
Fangirl: *sees Orlando Bloom* O_O AAAAIEEE. *tackles* OHEMGEEILOVEYOUIWANTYOUINSIDEMERIGHTNOWLET'SGOHAVEHOTSTEAMYSEXINTHEJANITOR'SCLOSETCANIHAVEYOURBABY?
Jomp by San November 1, 2004
an abbreviated and spoken form of the phrase "juice of my peen." If it is acceptable for a woman to call her child "fruit of my womb," so is it for a man to call children "jomp." Jomp is both a plural and singular noun.
I hate having jomp. They ruin your fucking life.
jomp by Vintoux November 28, 2010
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