jömp 

a word that has universal meaning; can be spammed repetitively for comedic value

Bro 1: Wanna go get food?
Bro 2: Yea bro sounds jömp

example 2: jömp jömp jömjömjömp

jömp by THE Tonith October 1, 2019

Jömp 

a way to describe literally anything

Tony that's Jömp how Matt was Jömping at the coffee shop Jömp.

Jömp by Jömp June 24, 2022

jomp 

Anything but an adverb. Jomp means whatever you want it to mean.

"pass the jomp"
"lets jomp right now"
"Im jompin"
"What will I do with this jomp"
"jomp city"
"jomp titigy jomp"

jomp by jompcity August 13, 2009

JOMP 

An acronym, standing for "Just on my phone".

Dan: "Hey Rick what the fuck are you doing over there? "

Rock: "I'm JOMP you retard!"

Dan: " Ok settle the fuck down."

JOMP by Tunnus June 24, 2016

jomp 

short for "Jell-O making partner", i.e. a partner in lesbian sex of any kind

"She's not my girlfriend, she's my jomp. We'll be 'making some Jell-O' tonight."

jomp by jellomaker April 25, 2006

Jomp 

Basicaly a glomp, while screaming about how much you adore the jomp-ee and how much you want to shag them. Used by many fangirl twards her lust object.

Fangirl: *sees Orlando Bloom* O_O AAAAIEEE. *tackles* OHEMGEEILOVEYOUIWANTYOUINSIDEMERIGHTNOWLET'SGOHAVEHOTSTEAMYSEXINTHEJANITOR'SCLOSETCANIHAVEYOURBABY?

Jomp by San November 1, 2004

jomp 

an abbreviated and spoken form of the phrase "juice of my peen." If it is acceptable for a woman to call her child "fruit of my womb," so is it for a man to call children "jomp." Jomp is both a plural and singular noun.

I hate having jomp. They ruin your fucking life.

jomp by Vintoux November 28, 2010