JOMP

An acronym, standing for "Just on my phone".

Dan: "Hey Rick what the fuck are you doing over there? "

Rock: "I'm JOMP you retard!"

Dan: " Ok settle the fuck down."

by Tunnus April 05, 2016

jomps

A ciggarette.

Hey Look, It's the Jomps Man

by Brooklynsdee October 10, 2010

Jomped

Where someone gets ownd so badly it's the equivelant of being stomped by a jew.

Jim: "Dude when we were playing Halo 3 last night I was jomped by a no scope....."

Bob: "Well yeah dude.... you suck."

by E. J. Z. July 15, 2009

jomp

Anything but an adverb. Jomp means whatever you want it to mean.

"pass the jomp"
"lets jomp right now"
"Im jompin"
"What will I do with this jomp"
"jomp city"
"jomp titigy jomp"

by jompcity August 13, 2009

jomp

short for "Jell-O making partner", i.e. a partner in lesbian sex of any kind

"She's not my girlfriend, she's my jomp. We'll be 'making some Jell-O' tonight."

by jellomaker April 08, 2006

Comp Jomp

A computational geometry engineer

Looking to hire Comp Jomps

by plexmeister February 28, 2021

Jomp Fence

A Krio Slang, a metaphorical expression used to describe the prevalence over a sticky or difficult situation.

how was the exam?

“I Jomp Fence”

by The clever retard February 23, 2022