jompo

A disease yet to be discovered by scientists, used in a derogatory manner.

Shut your jompo mouth, or I’ll jompo your mom when you look away.

by Jompojong August 23, 2023

jomo

Joy of Missing Out: You’re enjoying what you’re doing in the here and now and not on social media broadcasting or seeing what everybody else is doing. Opposite of fomo or the fear of missing out.

Guy #1: I had a great day, climbed a hill and didn't check facebook.
Guy #2: Good day?
Guy #1: Yea pure JOMO.

by thepeachman January 5, 2014

Joepo

The world's best Halo player... ever.

"Have you played Joepo 1v1 yet?"
"Yeah he's fucking christ, he raped my shit."

by sofaking good June 25, 2008

jommote

A Bahamian dish, generally containing a mishmash of foodscraps served as a sort of unappetizing stew. Most popular on Abaco and Nassau city.

Josh's mom made Jommote again. We are going to eat it at Dougs Place

by miamithug December 5, 2022

jomps

A ciggarette.

Hey Look, It's the Jomps Man

by Brooklynsdee October 12, 2010

jumpoff

1. a girl used strictly for sex, nothing else. 2. a hassle-free fuck!

I don't gotta remember my Jumpoff's birthday.

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

JOMO

Short for "joy of missing out" and an antonym to FOMO, that means that you prefer being unavailable and deliberately risking to miss a party that could be the greatest of all time, because (to be honest) you really don't care and rather stay home and watch that new Sandra Bullock movie.

- Dude, did you go to that awesome party last night?
- No, I was home watching a movie. JOMO!

by narajan March 13, 2013