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ivkov by Yommama112 April 3, 2020
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Ilkovics
1. A physical state causing haphazard reactions and general clumbsyness.
2. A state of severe absentmindedness, ie, forgetting where your feet are, or, forgeting how tall you are causing severe and repeated cranial discomfort.
3. to "Ilkovics", to cause another to become clumbsy
4. To loose concentration and enter autopilot, ( dangerous when driving)
2. A state of severe absentmindedness, ie, forgetting where your feet are, or, forgeting how tall you are causing severe and repeated cranial discomfort.
3. to "Ilkovics", to cause another to become clumbsy
4. To loose concentration and enter autopilot, ( dangerous when driving)
Ilkovics by the lucky guy November 6, 2008
IKOV
IKOV |ikäəv|
adjective/abreviation "Insured Kelly Osborne Vagina"
Definition(independent):not likely to be true or to happen or to be believable, impossible, unlikely : this account of events was seen by the jury as most ikov.
• unexpected and apparently inauthentic : the characters have ikov names.
History: In the valuation and insurance business of hollywood starlettes it has become commonplace for certain body parts to be insured so as to prevent a loss in injury to the studios, ie legs, lips, face, etc. The most beautiful of starlettes have even gone to great lengths to get their vaginas insured. For example, it was recently reported in United States Weekly that Natalie Portman's vagina was insured at $8.2 million dollars. This was in anticipation of her large role in Black Swan and her soon to be born child, which many actuaries think will destroy its value. Kelly Osborne, however, will probably never have to have her vagina insured. It is simply improbable and there is little to no market value for her vagina. Therefore, it can be said that an Insured Kelly Osborne Vagina is very IKOV.
DERIVATIVES
ikovility |-ˌilitē| noun ( pl. -ties)
ikovably |-blē| adverb
ORIGIN early 21st cent.: from the English KOV, meaning horrible, unappealing, unamazeballs.
adjective/abreviation "Insured Kelly Osborne Vagina"
Definition(independent):not likely to be true or to happen or to be believable, impossible, unlikely : this account of events was seen by the jury as most ikov.
• unexpected and apparently inauthentic : the characters have ikov names.
History: In the valuation and insurance business of hollywood starlettes it has become commonplace for certain body parts to be insured so as to prevent a loss in injury to the studios, ie legs, lips, face, etc. The most beautiful of starlettes have even gone to great lengths to get their vaginas insured. For example, it was recently reported in United States Weekly that Natalie Portman's vagina was insured at $8.2 million dollars. This was in anticipation of her large role in Black Swan and her soon to be born child, which many actuaries think will destroy its value. Kelly Osborne, however, will probably never have to have her vagina insured. It is simply improbable and there is little to no market value for her vagina. Therefore, it can be said that an Insured Kelly Osborne Vagina is very IKOV.
DERIVATIVES
ikovility |-ˌilitē| noun ( pl. -ties)
ikovably |-blē| adverb
ORIGIN early 21st cent.: from the English KOV, meaning horrible, unappealing, unamazeballs.
This account of events was seen by the jury as most ikov.
The characters have ikov names.
Jack and Jill not tumbling down the hill is highly ikovable.
The characters have ikov names.
Jack and Jill not tumbling down the hill is highly ikovable.
IKOV by literarygeeant March 14, 2011
iakovina
Iakovina is considered to be a high class lady.
Comes from the name "Jackie" and she's a very interesting person ; caring, loving and very passionate about her life and her loved ones.
Comes from the name "Jackie" and she's a very interesting person ; caring, loving and very passionate about her life and her loved ones.
iakovina by marshmath3 December 12, 2020
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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