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Said "It.....Burns!" With pause in the middle. Used when:

1. Burning of body part
2. When someone opens blind/curtain et al. in morning as light floods in

Action taken should be rolling around while covering face and closing eyes
Lois opened the blind and Kendra cried, "NO! It....(note the pause..) BURNS"
-Rolls around in bed- *ahem* >.> <.<

It Burns, BABY!!!!
It Burns by Lowiee October 29, 2009
Refering to what getting screwed, getting hosed, getting the shaft may feel like. Attempting to personify the term "getting screwed," "getting fucked," Often revering to getting it straight up the ass. Synonym: "It really fucking sucks!"
David says: "Oh my God! "Dicks-patch" is fucking us again!"
Cory says: "Yeah. It burns"

Your boss is being a jerk (again) and has you doing something totally ridiculous that makes no sense at all. And it's gonna interfere with your productivity. It burns! Because he's screwing you again. And doesn't even give the common courtesy of a reach-around.

David says: "Hey, Cory! It burns!"
Cory says: "Oh. Is Dispatch doing it again??"
David says: "Let's go dispatch-tipping"..."Mooooooooo!"
it burns by WheelChalk March 6, 2011

it burns my eyes! 

dude #1: Ohh that was a good one
dude #2: damn! It burns my eyes!
it burns my eyes! by qer December 27, 2009

it burns, my eye! 

best worst band in the world. 'nuff said.
"yo, i heard KC is making a video for it burns, my eye. sweet-ass, IBME rocks the casbah."
it burns, my eye! by jb April 16, 2005

The Stupid! It Burns! 

A phrase used to describe the sensation one feels when exposed to a highly contagious condition rampant in the general public--The Stupid. The Stupid can be readily identified through illogical acts, writings, or profuse verbal diarrhea. Listening to politicians and celebrities increases one's risk for exposure to The Stupid. The exclamation may be accompanied by the overwhelming urge to facepalm.
Sarah Palin: **insert any sound bite**
College Graduate: "The Stupid! It burns!"

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning 

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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