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israel'd

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verb: A situation where someone who has been victimized by a third party subsequently victimizes another person(s) and justifies their actions by citing their own victimization experience.
The IDF israel'd my family last night with a fighter plane. It's really not safe here in Gaza anymore.
israel'd by Self Deprecating Geek January 16, 2024

ISRAEL-D

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ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.

Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.

It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.
Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.

Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!

Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.

Person 2: Fr?!

Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!
ISRAEL-D by OccDoc161 January 4, 2024

Israel Defense forces 

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The military of the country of Israel. They consist of the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The IDF is also known as one of the most modern and elite military forces in the middle east/ mediterranean area. The IDF is unique in that it has a large amount of female service people and it has a very close relationship between the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The technologies used by the IDF are mainly American, but they do use many native weapons, like the Uzi, Tavor assault rifle, galil assault rifle, Negev light machine gun, and jericho pistol. The airforce uses both american f16s and f4s, as well as european fighters. The airforce also use the american blackhawk and huey helicopters as well as the apache longbow attack chopper.

Ground forces use many american technologies as well, such as the Humvee, m4 carbine, barret m82 .50 cal, and other small arms. However, the IDF has made use of different Israeli-made armored vehicles and the merkava tank, internationally recognized as one of the most formidable and modern tanks on earth.

Israel has been a close ally of the US for years, due to their constant economic trade and America's military supply of the IDF. The IDF's current enemies of greatest threat are the terrorist group Hezbollah, the paramilitary group of gaza called Hamas, and many believe Iran as well due to their military aid of these terrorist factions.
The Israel defense forces are relatively small, but they are damn dangerous.

Israel Defense Forces 

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Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.
"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"
Israel Defense Forces by Sdag327 December 28, 2023

Israel Defense Forces 

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Losers.

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, woman and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.

Israel Defense Forces 

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A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

The Israel Defense Forces are committing genocide.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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