5 definitions by Self Deprecating Geek

h e double hockey sticks

what conservative Christians say instead of Hell

Kid 1: What the hell!
Kid 2: mommy Kid #1 said h e double hockey sticks

by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2013

Wawa Fanboy

Someone who has an obsession with Wawa coffee, products and merchandise.

Kristen: What do you want for your birthday?
David: anything wawa related
Kristen: you are such a wawa fanboy

by Self Deprecating Geek December 31, 2013

tits jiggling

Verb (gender neutral). The act of breasts shifting up and down as a form of non-verbal expression. Can be used as part of an proposition or inquiry, or as a verb.

You: *see's something funny*

Friend: What's got your tits jiggling?

Dude I gotta show you this TikTok. It's got my tits jiggling so fast.

Nothing gets the tits jiggling more than when a new episode of South Park comes out.

Jesus! You scared the shit out of me. Got the tits jiggling and everything.

by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2023

elite privilege

The privilege for an elitist to victimize, deceive, or gaslight others, while successfully playing the victim card.

*two friends watching a presidential debate*
Pete: Bernie wants to take away your healthcare

Bernie: “Unlike some of the campaigns up here, Pete, I don’t have 40 billionaires funding my campaign coming from the pharmaceutical industry and Wall Street"
Pete: "I will not pursue politics by telling people they can’t be by our side"

Friend: Wow Pete really flexing his elite privilege tonight

by Self Deprecating Geek February 15, 2020

Digital Immigrant

Someone that was born before the digital world started.

These people tend to be Digital Immigrants Old People Seniors Senior Citizens really anyone that you wouldnt consider young like your parents.

by Self Deprecating Geek October 17, 2011