kaelside's definitions

kimberleigh

Cute young lady with more hair than a Portuguese sailor who fucked a Greek sailor. Hair is localized to her head (thankfully). Full of life, vibrant, and could weave a 5 foot basket from her hair alone.

Dude: Did you see that girl with the hair?
Dude 2: Yeah! She's a total Kimberleigh!

by kaelside April 25, 2016

iStockholm Syndrome

The act of becoming infatuated with a Stock Image Site model because of their repeated appearances.

I think I'm in love with this iStock person. I think I have iStockholm Syndrome!

by kaelside June 5, 2018

Platyposse

A group (or posse) of Platypi. Usually solitary creatures, they call upon each other in times of bandits and bank robbing. Also called upon when damsels are in distress. Obviously Australian.

"Did you see that platyposse in the Outback?"
"Yes! The Melbourne Boys must be in town!"

by kaelside June 26, 2015