by kyle-(aim) da j0o September 20, 2004
Get the ipol mug.A shit hole, full of children forced to suffer for a teachers perversions, Where filthy heteros roam the halls.Where we aren't told anything is happening until the literal last minute. Where the school was actually BETTER when everyone was in a parking lot.Where we have two forms of A's, but you can only get B's, which are highly frowned upon. Ipoly, where the competition slowly forces everyone to hate everyone else in their grade by senior year. Where kids throw oranges at teachers and are surprised at being suspended over it.
Person 1: How's your life going?
Person 2: Its a real ipoly right now.
Person 1: Oh shit I'm sorry, let's go pray for the future.
Person 2: I don't have a future, I go to ipoly, remember?
Persons 1 and 2 slip into alcoholism, depression, and morbid obesity.
Person 2: Its a real ipoly right now.
Person 1: Oh shit I'm sorry, let's go pray for the future.
Person 2: I don't have a future, I go to ipoly, remember?
Persons 1 and 2 slip into alcoholism, depression, and morbid obesity.
by vhugo1138 May 21, 2016
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A sad modern affliction affecting anyone owning any technological object with an "apple" logo upon it. This illness leads to sufferers swinging from a "high" due to owning the aforesaid technological grail and being uniquely cool like all the other ithingummy owners, to a crushing depressive "low" when the person realizes they have paid a king's ransom for some hyped-up, over-marketed techno bauble and enhances their personality like toe jam does for foot hygiene.
Dude: Fuck what's with Nathan? He was all over me 10 minutes ago, showing off his new toy and that fucking app that tells you where all the manhole covers in your neighbourhood are located! And now, he's just snivelling in the corner, beating himself around the head with that ithing.
Dudess: Oh man, he's just suffering from ipolar disorder. If you want to really send him over the edge tell him Steve Jobs sucks balls for quarters.
Dudess: Oh man, he's just suffering from ipolar disorder. If you want to really send him over the edge tell him Steve Jobs sucks balls for quarters.
by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010
Get the ipolar disorder mug.Feeling like you need to apologize for some lame song on your iPod that means something to you but others ridicule.
by hobbes1030 March 8, 2009
Get the iPology mug.A Complete motherfucking shit hole, where happiness, strong work-ethic, and meaningful relationships go to die. It's the Ghetto before the Concentration Camp. While you are struggling to communicate with your team members 30 minutes before a project is due, dirty homosexuals are kissing and fucking on tables and under a shade every day. Meanwhile, the "Cool Kids" are doing Wax Pens in the bathrooms, and your best friends are writing essays about what a "shitty person" you are. Not to mention couples are breaking up every day and then getting back together in the seconds after.
by AbelDaalman April 9, 2019
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noun
derogatory: A person who makes excuses for the flaws and failures of Apple products (usually by way of dismissing or trashing competitors' products) and for the business practices of the Apple corporation.
syn: Appologist
See also: iPhag, iPhoney
noun
derogatory: A person who makes excuses for the flaws and failures of Apple products (usually by way of dismissing or trashing competitors' products) and for the business practices of the Apple corporation.
syn: Appologist
See also: iPhag, iPhoney
"The iPologists will line up around the block to trash the newest flagship Android device, no matter how good it is."
"One would think the iPologists had never actually considered precisely WHY Macs don't get viruses."
"One would think the iPologists had never actually considered precisely WHY Macs don't get viruses."
by sarcen April 5, 2012
Get the iPologist mug.(adj.) When someone is one way in person, and a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT person online (on Facebook, in texts, IM, etc.), so much so that you wouldn't recognize them. The actual word has its roots in bi-polar and the way Apple puts a lowercase i in front of all their capitalized product names.
Psshh, don't listen to his stupid comments, the kid's iPolar. He acts super tough on Facebook, but he's nothing in real life.
Wow, I think Jess has iPolar-mania... she's really smart in person, Buwt r!t3z re4llii st00ped 1n textsssss!!!111one111 -.-
Wow, I think Jess has iPolar-mania... she's really smart in person, Buwt r!t3z re4llii st00ped 1n textsssss!!!111one111 -.-
by ThankYouDahling August 6, 2010
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