iPology 

Feeling like you need to apologize for some lame song on your iPod that means something to you but others ridicule.

I make no iPology for listening to Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.

iPology by hobbes1030 March 8, 2009

iPology 

What you do after you mis- or drunk-text somebody.

I had to iPologize to Chris after texting from the bachelors' party last night!

My iPology was accepted following the "night I don't remember!"

iPology by Injeanuity February 21, 2010

iPology 

Spontaneous display of remorse following the confiscation of a teenager's e-gadget.

David was never going to see his iPod again unless he offered his mom an iPology for his behavior.

iPology by Suburban Kamikaze December 27, 2010

ifpology

A non-apology where the apologizer seeks to put the onus for an offense on those offended, and the word "if" sets a condition by which they are not really sorry. A form of fauxpology.

"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my slur."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."

ifpology by Bryianzum January 31, 2018

id-iology 

Idiology is that perfect balance between idiocy and ideology for which people will blindly vote for. They will vote for people who are even mass murderers (as an example) and defend their vote, simply because they are running under a particular party that the voter is registered for.

John: I can't believe that Charles Manson and Ted Bundy have just been elected President and Vice President of the United States of America.
Jane: I am shocked myself. Isn't Ted Bundy dead?
John: Is he? All I know is that my neighbor voted for them. He expresses his id-iology so well.
Jane: Agreed! He should be so proud of his idiological behavior!!!

id-iology by Oscart Mattball October 14, 2016

id-iology 

Ideology based upon the id part of the subconscious.
A specific type of hedonism.

'id-iology' is the title of the independent film from Black Barn Productions Ltd. about a dominatrix, an obsessive and a masochist.

It focusses on shallow relationships and idealistic lifestyles based on nothing but gratification and the pursuit of pleasure (the 'id').

Don't you see that without love, affection, or anything more than some kind of id-iology, your life will remain shallow and meaningless.

id-iology by LdNecromone February 25, 2011

iPologist 

i-pol-o-gist
noun

derogatory: A person who makes excuses for the flaws and failures of Apple products (usually by way of dismissing or trashing competitors' products) and for the business practices of the Apple corporation.

syn: Appologist
See also: iPhag, iPhoney

"The iPologists will line up around the block to trash the newest flagship Android device, no matter how good it is."

"One would think the iPologists had never actually considered precisely WHY Macs don't get viruses."

iPologist by sarcen April 5, 2012