A shit hole, full of children forced to suffer for a teachers perversions, Where filthy heteros roam the halls.Where we aren't told anything is happening until the literal last minute. Where the school was actually BETTER when everyone was in a parking lot.Where we have two forms of A's, but you can only get B's, which are highly frowned upon. Ipoly, where the competition slowly forces everyone to hate everyone else in their grade by senior year. Where kids throw oranges at teachers and are surprised at being suspended over it.

Person 1: How's your life going?

Person 2: Its a real ipoly right now.

Person 1: Oh shit I'm sorry, let's go pray for the future.

Person 2: I don't have a future, I go to ipoly, remember?
Persons 1 and 2 slip into alcoholism, depression, and morbid obesity.

ipoly by vhugo1138 May 21, 2016

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ipolar disorder

A sad modern affliction affecting anyone owning any technological object with an "apple" logo upon it. This illness leads to sufferers swinging from a "high" due to owning the aforesaid technological grail and being uniquely cool like all the other ithingummy owners, to a crushing depressive "low" when the person realizes they have paid a king's ransom for some hyped-up, over-marketed techno bauble and enhances their personality like toe jam does for foot hygiene.

Dude: Fuck what's with Nathan? He was all over me 10 minutes ago, showing off his new toy and that fucking app that tells you where all the manhole covers in your neighbourhood are located! And now, he's just snivelling in the corner, beating himself around the head with that ithing.

Dudess: Oh man, he's just suffering from ipolar disorder. If you want to really send him over the edge tell him Steve Jobs sucks balls for quarters.

ipolar disorder by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010

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iPology

Feeling like you need to apologize for some lame song on your iPod that means something to you but others ridicule.

I make no iPology for listening to Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.

iPology by hobbes1030 March 8, 2009

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ifollowmortalitykinnies

A cool ass mutual

Bro have you heard of ifollowmortalitykinnies?
No? Tf?
You uncultured swine.

ifollowmortalitykinnies by Sp4rkTr1x July 27, 2021

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Ipodling

To be using your ipod for things.

Things include the likes of iPod applications.

When on Facebook for example, one may ask the other if they are on there ipod. The phrase "You Ipodling?" would be alot quicker and shorter than saying "Are you on your ipod?"

-Hey Beti, are you ipodling?
-Yes I am Jack.

Ipodling by J-Hatters October 23, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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