ipod'd 

Getting hit with an iPod

"Ouch! What the **** was that for?"
"Ha ha! You got iPod'd!"
"You ***ing moron!"
"Sucker."

ipod'd by Golly Llama December 27, 2008

ipod'd 

When a person buys an ipod, they have been ipod'd. They have joined the ipod craze.

Yo did ya hear 'bout mike? He got all ipod'd last week.

ipod'd by beattie April 13, 2005

iPod A.D.D.

when you are listening to your iPod (or any music source) and you constantly change the song halfway through, and change back, then go to another song and so on.

Steve: Kyle stop switchin the radio station!
Dan: I think he has iPod A.D.D.
Steve: I think he needs a Smack Across the Face flavored Ritalin.
Dan: Ritalin's flavored?
Steve: They are now.

iPod A.D.D. by Pantsman May 11, 2006

Ipod Deafness Syndrome 

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.

Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."

Ipod Deafness Syndrome by KrispeKream February 23, 2010

ipod date 

The act of two people sharing what is on their iPod.

Me and Julie iPod dated last night. I decided not to stay with her when I found out she had some Miley Cyrus on her iPod.

ipod date by BenderRobot June 9, 2010

iPod douche 

The person in your group of friends who considers his/her musical taste superior to everyone else's and will always insist upon playing his/her own iPod even at uncalled for and innappropriate times. There is always at least one iPod douche at every party or gathering, and they will most certainly take out the iPod already playing and replace it with their own without asking anyone, and then continue to monopolize the music station for as long as they can get away with it. They have an intense need for others to recognize their collection of music as the best, most diverse, most underground, and/or most cutting edge of all the music out there. They seem to have no awareness of how annoying and antisocial they're being, or they are too overwhelmed by their desire for recognition to care.

Mark: "yo dude, where are your speakers? I found this great new hip hop band. They're mad underground so you don't know about them but they're really fresh..."

Jake (turns to other friends): "Shit, Mark's about to whip out the iPod douche on us. Prepare to bow to his supreme musical taste for the rest of the evening. We'll put our own shit back on when he finally fuckin leaves."

iPod douche by ifuckinghatedouches August 6, 2010

ipod depression

when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging.

Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression.

ipod depression by mattypatty February 12, 2009