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investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

Investigated myself 

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye
"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

Investigate 

1. To creep on or stalk someone of the opposite sexes facebook page.

2. To refresh a close friend's page over and over just in case something changed on their profile in the past 10 seconds.
Guy comment: Hey yo girl!

Girl comment: That's the fifth comment today! Stop creeping on my profile!

Guy rebuttal: I'm not creeping, I'm just trying to investigate!
Investigate by Ozzie69 October 30, 2010

invertimagate 

To invertimagate; a typo for Investigate
========== says:
time to invertimagate
========== says:
investigate
########## says:
XD invertimagate?!

Typo'd
invertimagate by Luke January 31, 2005

gabriel inglesias has to be investigated 

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😱:gabriel inglesias has to be investigated

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9. 

.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.
.9.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate.9.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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