inventigate

v - to arrive at a conclusion via spurious, lazy, or entirely made up research. to seek truthiness.

Thanks to the journalistic integrity of this local newspaper, we can be sure that these incredibly out-of-context quotations were thoroughly inventigated.

by menace to propriety August 15, 2009

special investigation branch

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.

In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"

by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019

investigate my hole

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.

"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

by jim6471 June 8, 2018

Government Supported Private Investigator

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.

You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator

by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020

Investigationgate

A disinformation tactic where political party A abuses of their newfound power to publicly accuse and investigate opposition party B for the crimes committed by political party A that subsequently got political party A into power in the first place.

Following their questionable 2022 midterm election victory, the GOP-controlled House commenced investigationgate against Democrats for accusations of election fraud, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, the war in Ukraine among a plethora of other previously planted mass-media conspiracies.

by Bobtom March 28, 2023

investibate

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).

"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

by cantstopwontstoppp April 16, 2009

Investigative Facebooking

A euphemism for Facebook stalking.

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."

by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011