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introdouching 

the act of introducing a douche to someone.
Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"
introdouching by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

IntroSexual 

The act of loving oneself; being sexually attracted to yourself.
Kanye is introsexual
IntroSexual by That_one_guy_ July 21, 2016

introdouched 

When a person introduces themselves in an unnecessarily/excessively obnoxious or idiotic way in an effort to humor themselves
John introdouched himself to Katie by exposing himself before they even spoke.
introdouched by datnig052 July 7, 2011
A noodle found in a group of noodles that is not of the same type as most others in the group.
Formed from "intruder" and "noodle."
"This is spaghetti, not linguini! Damn introodle..."
introodle by Daveman October 24, 2005

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'

Introdouche 

verb; the act of introducing a complete douche bag of an egotist, that has absolutely NOTHING to be egotistical about
"Ladies and Gentle, it is my extreme displeasure to introdouche the 44th President of the United States."
Introdouche by NCKnobster April 2, 2012