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introdouching 

the act of introducing a douche to someone.
Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"
introdouching by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

IntroSexual 

The act of loving oneself; being sexually attracted to yourself.
Kanye is introsexual
IntroSexual by That_one_guy_ July 21, 2016
Word of the Day on July 23, 2016

introdouched 

When a person introduces themselves in an unnecessarily/excessively obnoxious or idiotic way in an effort to humor themselves
John introdouched himself to Katie by exposing himself before they even spoke.
introdouched by datnig052 July 7, 2011
A noodle found in a group of noodles that is not of the same type as most others in the group.
Formed from "intruder" and "noodle."
"This is spaghetti, not linguini! Damn introodle..."
introodle by Daveman October 24, 2005

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'

Introdouche 

verb; the act of introducing a complete douche bag of an egotist, that has absolutely NOTHING to be egotistical about
"Ladies and Gentle, it is my extreme displeasure to introdouche the 44th President of the United States."
Introdouche by NCKnobster April 2, 2012
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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