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Intoxitext 

A fun term to be used in place of "drunk texting", because "drunk texting" is just a boring way of saying it; coined by Sean Davidson, master of the Intoxitext.
"Dang, i'm drunk! Give me my phone! I'm going to intoxitext the shit out of everyone!"
Intoxitext by SupermanD4 December 27, 2009

Intradition 

Intradition - noun. (Ant. Extradition) The induction of innocent external parties into ones fugitive thoughts.
Intradition proceedings commenced over a few pints and a good meal.
Intradition by nickolainz May 27, 2010

Introvite 

Inviting yourself to a party that you were not invited to.
Joan: Damn, Alexis' party sounds exciting: a bicycle race; a pack of wild wolves; A BURNING PARACHUTE?!?! That settles it, I'm going...

Alexis: Joan is such an asshole. I'm glad I didn't invi... Son of a bitch!
Joan: Hey beautiful! This party is amazing!
Alexis: Where are those fucking wolves? ATTACK!
Joan: AHHHHH, I THOUGHT THEY WERE WILD!!
Alexis: You die when you introvite yourself to my party, bitch. EVERYONE ELSE, HAVE YOU LEARNED A LESSON FROM THIS???!?!
Everyone else at the party: Hell YEAH! CHEW THAT BITCH'S HEAD OFF!

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.
"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

e-introduce 

Introduce someone or something electronically, by email
She e-introduced me to the team
e-introduce by Luizitto July 12, 2017