internetdiot
Gertrude is a real internetdiot: she thinks the net is something you catch butterflies with, and the web is where you find spiders.
internetdiot by Agnes Doofulschpielen September 30, 2006
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Internetitis
A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.
2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
Internetitis by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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internettitude
A hybrid of the words "internet" and "attitude".
Obnoxious and combative behavior resulting from the
anonymous safety one feels when interacting with others over the internet.
See also: spineless, coward
Obnoxious and combative behavior resulting from the
anonymous safety one feels when interacting with others over the internet.
See also: spineless, coward
internettitude by The Toe January 7, 2004
aka internetitis
inflammation caused through excesssive use of the internet. symptoms include dry, swollen eyes, retinal burning (images of web pages persist in vision even when eyes are closed). Disconnection from reality. Dreams of web searching. Cure= get outside with people, shop (brick & mortar style), sports, clubs, etc.
after playing 19 hours of online tetris you get up to microwave hot pockets in the kitchen & your brain continues to analyze and redistribute shapes and images such as floor tiles, cabinetry, or inanimate objects that may or may not even be there. Aka internetitis. "itis" indicates swelling such as tendonitis (swelling that occurs in thumbs, wrist, and elbows from excessive joystick handling. Encephalitis is brain swelling from too much info. see Elephantitis, Vaginitis, Retinitis, Appendicitis, otitis, tinnitis
aka internetitis by james ventura September 17, 2006
internetxiety
Combined from the words internet and anxiety. The act of being obsessive compulsive about people finding out what they do on the computer, even if they aren't doing anything bad, and erase any trace of evidence that would lead to what they were doing. This can develop into a serious condition of deleting the history every time they go to another web page, and hold their laptops at angles such that no one can see them.
"-Hey guys, wanna see what Andy was doing on the computer a couple minutes ago?
-Don't bother. He has internetxiety."
"Hey guys, where's Andy?
He crawled in that box again to go on facebook. He has internetxiety."
-Don't bother. He has internetxiety."
"Hey guys, where's Andy?
He crawled in that box again to go on facebook. He has internetxiety."
internetxiety by andybshaker March 1, 2009
Internetist
You are Internetist against Internet explorer! You try to convince me to switch with violent cartoons, or harrasing names!
Internetist by Strawgate May 3, 2006
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