A financial state in which an individual can no longer afford attending a New York Knicks game due to Jeremy Lin's rise to fame which has driven up ticket prices.
I was gonna go to the Bulls @ Knicks game but because of Linsanity I suddenly have Linsufficient Funds
Where someone cries poor-mouth but you know he actually has plenty of green, and so you sarcastically tell him to "stuff it" --- i.e., quit his crocodile-tears blubbering.
About the only whiny complaint that Ethan Couch would never make would be about instufficient funds, since he'd already admitted that his family was rolling in dough, and thus his "problem" --- and his pathetic defense at his manslaughter trial --- was having too MUCH money, not too little.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).