instabruise

A bruise that occurs instantly.
Instant Bruise

As Abel was rolling down the garage door, he turned and hit his shin on heavy equipment.
Abel- "Ahhhhhhhhh this is going to be a bad instabruise!!!!"

by canunot831 March 21, 2019

Instabuse

Tagging a friend in an Instagram comment on a sponsored post or ad in order to become eligible to win a “valuable” prize.

Can you believe Jamie instabused us just so she could have a chance to win a year of facials? She is THE WORST.

by Grass Stains May 21, 2018