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instabruise

A bruise that occurs instantly.
Instant Bruise

As Abel was rolling down the garage door, he turned and hit his shin on heavy equipment.
Abel- "Ahhhhhhhhh this is going to be a bad instabruise!!!!"

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When you are on the toilet snap chatting away

Haley- sends selina a snap from the toilet-
Selina- "eww can you not ! why are you snappooping me"

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