When a wrong has been done to you and you demand that the responsible party not just acknowledge it, but actively make it right — through correction, compensation, or accountability. More than an apology; it’s the process of seeking an actual fix. A blend of injustice and adjustment.
I was lost between borders. Norwegian citizen, born in Norway, stuck in India. Living on the streets. Being a tourist guide. Smoking on the fuckin' roads. Don't you think I want to get some kind of injustment against the government when I'm 33 years old, have zero schooling?? They haven't done the SHIT that they were supposed to do.
when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck
the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
When you do something super active and unlazy so you can be lazy later. Pretty much, do it now, get it over with so you don't have to do anything later.
Chad: Yo I just did the whole school year's worth of homework so I don't have to do it during the year!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.