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Injustment

injustment (n.)

When a wrong has been done to you and you demand that the responsible party not just acknowledge it, but actively make it right β€” through correction, compensation, or accountability. More than an apology; it’s the process of seeking an actual fix. A blend of injustice and adjustment.
I was lost between borders. Norwegian citizen, born in Norway, stuck in India. Living on the streets. Being a tourist guide. Smoking on the fuckin' roads. Don't you think I want to get some kind of injustment against the government when I'm 33 years old, have zero schooling?? They haven't done the SHIT that they were supposed to do.
Injustment by seabassguitar June 27, 2026

Investment Bang 

when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck

or in short

the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
dude....your sister requires an investment bang
Investment Bang by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007

investment biker 

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}
That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.
investment biker by Jon June 5, 2004

incestment

When a girl fucks her dad on the regular in exchange for money and cars
Bro i here that chick gets HUGE incestment form her dad.

WHOA NO WAY DUDE.
incestment by toxic cowZ May 26, 2018

Investmenting 

1. The act of purchasing investments.
Microsoft did some major "investmenting" in 2009, to the tune of over $30 billion.

Lazy investment 

When you do something super active and unlazy so you can be lazy later. Pretty much, do it now, get it over with so you don't have to do anything later.
Chad: Yo I just did the whole school year's worth of homework so I don't have to do it during the year!

Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?

Chad: Yeah dude

Chad 2: Sick dude
Lazy investment by CR1SPY_B01 March 23, 2020