Infistment 

When you give money to a friend who convinces you that they have a good idea - but they end up totally screwing your over (or fisting you). It turns your investment into an infistment.

Person 1: "Dude, did you invest in Chuck's new business?"

Person 2: "No, man, that is wasn't an investment - it was an infistment"
Person 1: "Infistment?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I haven't felt so taken advantage of since my prostate exam. I will never infist with him again."

Infistment by TRock July 12, 2013

indictment boner 

The hard-on one gets when current or former Trump administration officials and known associates are indicted.

I got a raging indictment boner when I heard Roger Stone was indicted

indictment boner by Photoist February 1, 2019

Investment Bang 

when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck

or in short

the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'

dude....your sister requires an investment bang

Investment Bang by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007

investment biker 

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

investment biker by Jon June 5, 2004

incestment

When a girl fucks her dad on the regular in exchange for money and cars

Bro i here that chick gets HUGE incestment form her dad.

WHOA NO WAY DUDE.

incestment by toxic cowZ May 26, 2018

circling the indictment drain 

When someone is clearly going to be indicted at some point but the process itself is long and drawn out as the person is spiraling downward inside of the theoretical toilet.

Ever the political victim and while circling the indictment drain himself, the Fraudster in Chief cited the underhanded moves of the “radical left” as the Trump Organization and the organization’s CFO, Allen Weisselberg, were indicted by the grand-jury for tax evasion.

circling the indictment drain by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

Investmenting 

1. The act of purchasing investments.

Microsoft did some major "investmenting" in 2009, to the tune of over $30 billion.

Investmenting by bill gates investmenting123 December 3, 2010