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Investment Bang 

when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck

or in short

the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'
dude....your sister requires an investment bang
Investment Bang by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007

investment biker 

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}
That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.
investment biker by Jon June 5, 2004

Investmenting 

1. The act of purchasing investments.
Microsoft did some major "investmenting" in 2009, to the tune of over $30 billion.

Lazy investment 

When you do something super active and unlazy so you can be lazy later. Pretty much, do it now, get it over with so you don't have to do anything later.
Chad: Yo I just did the whole school year's worth of homework so I don't have to do it during the year!

Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?

Chad: Yeah dude

Chad 2: Sick dude
Lazy investment by CR1SPY_B01 March 23, 2020

Investmental 

state of mind after losing one's life savings in the stock market and or real estate.
In 2008, I went "investmental" and shot a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers and Stock Brokers with a high powered rifle, it was quite therapeutic.
Investmental by Fotofly November 26, 2010

materno-incestuant 

Also non-hyphenated, maternoincestuant.

A person who engages in incestuous relations with his own mother. Sometimes referred to as a motherfucker.

The term may have use as in insult.
Tom's not very smart. If we call him a materno-incestuant, he probably wouldn't know what it means.
materno-incestuant by dword October 1, 2008
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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