informate 

To dispense information, as coined by Harvard Professor Shoshana Zuboff.

"they'd rather speculate before they informate..." song: misunderstood lyrics by lil wayne

informate by millie05 June 21, 2008

Inflamated 

The term used for when a body part is inflamed, but you can’t remember the word so you say inflamated

Asher- “our back is probably just inflamated”
Sam- “inflamated???”
Asher- “yeah. Is....is that not a word?”

Inflamated by Orion248 December 5, 2021

Situated informant 

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.

"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.

Situated informant by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker October 27, 2023

Information Regulator 

An organisation that doesn’t understand the POPI Act; their website’s always down; always asks for prior authorisation but never responds to e-mails.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
The Information Regulator
The Information Regulator who?
Error 404

Information Regulator by Tolliemuncher November 24, 2021

too much information 

An expression of exasperation and disgust when a person is divulging personal details of his sex life, toilet habits, or anything the listener finds disgusting, uninteresting, and unwelcome.

"I'm still dating Susie, but her vagina has a foul odor. Still we made love three times last night, and once I let her go on top."
"Too much information!"

too much information by Erik Ritter December 16, 2007

information witch 

An alternate name for a librarian or information professional. Usually used in a derogatory or teasing manner.

Our group was in the middle of working on project when this information witch came over to our table and told us to be quiet.

information witch by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney October 3, 2010

RUSSIAN DIS-INFORMATION

WHEN FACTS ARE RELEASED TO THE MEDIA AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT PROVE THAT JOE BIDEN, HILLARY CLINTON, BARACK OBAMA AND THE REST ARE GUILTY OF TREASON AND SOLD THEIR COUNTRY OUT TO COMMUNIST CHINA AND THE MEDIA DECIDES THEY WANT TO AIDE AND ABEIT TREASON AND PROTECT THEM FROM BEING EXPOSED.

HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR JOE BIDEN WAS PAID TEN MILLION DOLLARS TO EXPLOIT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SELL THEM OUT TO THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF CHINA? NO WAY! THAT SOUNDS LIKE “RUSSIAN DIS-INFORMATION!”

RUSSIAN DIS-INFORMATION by RUSSIAN DIS-IINFORNATION October 29, 2020