inewitable

in-ew-i-tuh-buhl
adjective, noun

1. That which is or represents something that is inevitable.

2. Creepily describing your heinous, dictatorial master plan as inevitable. See: Kim Jong Il, Team America

"Inewitable! Goddamnit, open you're fuckin' eahs." - Dear Leader Kim Jong Il

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

i am inevitable

I am inevitable is said by someone who thinks their going to win but loses everything

Before the fight the man said I am inevitable but he losed the fight and his life by a snap

by An aarenutmle May 15, 2019

Inevitable

Something that is bound to happen

“I am Inevitable” - Thanos

by duypm May 7, 2019

I'm inevitable

A quote from thanos from the Avengers: Endgame. So basically, thanos claims that he is unavoidable.

Me when I'm not invited to the party but I show up anyways: "I'm inevitable"

by Ract0r May 6, 2019

Inevitablist

One who believes in the inevitable. A really safe “religion” because, by definition, it will come to pass.

Sceptic: “I don’t think the sun will rise tomorrow.”
Me: “Of course it will!”
Sceptic:”Why are you always so confident? Your faith is astounding!”
Me: “I’m an Inevitablist.”

by Noel O’Gism February 17, 2021

Inevitablism

A religion; a true and accurate religion.

A religion of acceptance.

Retrospectively proven.
Prospectively...it’s just a matter of time!

Friend: “Noel, you seem so calm of late.”
Me: “I am calm. I’ve embraced Inevitablism, the religion of acceptance.”

by Noel O’Gism February 19, 2021

Inevitable Internet Entropy Theory

The theory that given time everything on the Internet will devolve into poor quality content designed to drive advertisement revenue through clickbait, stolen, and/or inflammatory content.

To see evidence of the Inevitable Internet Entropy theory one need look no further than once-lauded sites as The Huffington Post, Slate, and Time.

by Admiral Yesterday February 18, 2015