Inevitablist

One who believes in the inevitable. A really safe “religion” because, by definition, it will come to pass.

Sceptic: “I don’t think the sun will rise tomorrow.”
Me: “Of course it will!”
Sceptic:”Why are you always so confident? Your faith is astounding!”
Me: “I’m an Inevitablist.”

by Noel O’Gism February 17, 2021

The Jerma Inevitability

This event occurs when chat tells a streamer perform an action, the streamer rejects this request, thinks about it some more, then does it. This event more often than not leads to tragedy.

Chat 1: “Dude that was such a ‘The Jerma Inevitability’ moment!”

Chat 2: “OMEGALUL”

by QuadFlavors November 1, 2021

Inevitablism

A religion; a true and accurate religion.

A religion of acceptance.

Retrospectively proven.
Prospectively...it’s just a matter of time!

Friend: “Noel, you seem so calm of late.”
Me: “I am calm. I’ve embraced Inevitablism, the religion of acceptance.”

by Noel O’Gism February 19, 2021

Inevitability

Something that cannot be stopped, altered or denied in any way.

Something that is fact, nay fiction, and will occur at some point through time no matter what actions are taken to prevent it.

"The MacManus Marauders are going to kick some Tony Romo ass; it's an inevitability!"

by FactNayFiction October 19, 2008

ejaculatory inevitability

The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.

Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.

by hollywoodbackpacker June 1, 2011

Eggs of Numbing Inevitability

An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.

Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.

"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"

by True-Bill Bailey; Z dimension May 12, 2009

Moment of Inevitability

Just before a male ejaculates, there are premonitory sensations marking a point of no return—when ejaculation becomes inevitable. Some therapists call this the “moment of inevitability.” Once that threshold has passed, it is too late to delay ejaculation; it then occurs beyond the man’s control.

Masturbation helps men learn to recognize the "moment of inevitability" just before orgasm and helps teach them how to avoid premature ejaculation.

by somerandomdouche June 14, 2009