indigenous acquisition

A more Politically correct term for "Indian Giver"

Yeah, Scott have me that vest, but then he asked for it back; I guess it was an indigenous acquisition.

by Vapor S. Thompson June 20, 2012

Incidences

Incidences is a hybrid word (instances and incidents) that attempts to add importance and intellectual heft to a person's otherwise dull pronouncement. You hear this word all the time especially on newscasts where the host tries to sound important by using a bigger word than necessary.

" The incidences of credit card theft have risen dramatically since the influx of immigrants from Upper Freedonia have entered the neighborhood once know as Little Albania."

by jochthsi August 18, 2013

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

Dobby Pussy Indulgence (DPI) is simply defined as self-care for the most woke individuals. Ask yourself: "Who's indulging tonight?"

Imagine working a shitty ass minimum wage at some fuckin gas station on the side of the road in the middle of buttcrack Missouri where you haven't had a single customer in like a week and a half and suddenly you hear the dusty ass bell chime like a sweet song from god telling you that the door opened so you look up from your seventeen magazines from 2012 you found on the side of the road that you're only reading because it's the only thing distracting you from your own mortality so you look up from the magazine and standing in front of the checkout desk it's the fucking pope. wearing the full fucking pope get up in all his glory a foot in front of you watching you read a mud stained magazine where Bella Thorne talks about her favorite prints to mix and match and the pope is still a paying customer so you just smile and say hi how can I help you? :) and he just fucking stares at you with his cold dead pope eyes and slowly raises his scepter into the air and then bangs it on the ground so hard that the tile broke and that's either coming out of your paycheck or just never getting fixed at all and he hasn't broken eye contact with you since you first saw him and he smells like the pope probably smells and he tells you he demands your finest Dobby Pussy Indulgence may god bless your soul. what would you do how would you feel if that was something that happened to you?????

by ThiccBih September 7, 2017

mindless self indulgence

A beat-driven, whiney techno-punk band from NYC who gets in your head and doesn't get out. Their live shows are great.

Yo, I got that Mindless Self Indulgence CD! It's got 30 tracks yet manages to still be under an hour!

by whippy October 7, 2003

Law of Indolence

When one rewards themselves with an escape to their phone after completing a very minimal amount of work, with a minimal amount of effort.

Law of Indolence:
"Crikey, that was an intense page of reading. I have to read another 103 pages tonight, but I think I deserve to check what the homies are up to"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

mindless self indulgence

1.) To masturbate
2.)Forget Blink 182-3- and 4, Mindless Self Indulgence (MSI as they are known to their loyal fans) is a punk band in its truest form whose name manifests itself during their incendiary live shows. Their music is a hybrid of Atari driven electronics with a venomous splash of A.D.D Punk Rock. MSI is the breath of fresh air that is sure to offend your p.c. restrained, category demanding, humorless peers.

I totally msi'd last night. it was great
ORRR That msi show last night was better then masturbating, or even real sex. I kissed Jimmy Urine for only a dollar!

by liberty May 6, 2004

mindless self indulgence

a band from NYC whos members constantly yell in the faces of old people and stomp on babies.

Mindless Self Indulgence is so cool, they would fuck your mom.

by booger August 17, 2003