Ethan lazin'-around-on-the-Couch should be inoculated with the indigencetion virus, so that his sorry ass can actually experience that legitimately-distressing condition as a "counter-malady" to his pathetic cry-baby "affluenza" excuse.
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi