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Incidences 

Incidences is a hybrid word (instances and incidents) that attempts to add importance and intellectual heft to a person's otherwise dull pronouncement. You hear this word all the time especially on newscasts where the host tries to sound important by using a bigger word than necessary.
" The incidences of credit card theft have risen dramatically since the influx of immigrants from Upper Freedonia have entered the neighborhood once know as Little Albania."
Incidences by jochthsi August 18, 2013
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infidence 

"Eliza, if you go into the interview with infidence, you are sure to get the job!"
infidence by Rexium February 19, 2013

Incidince 

A coincidental incident. An instance or happening of remarkable and even astounding randomness. An unexpected or ironic event.
"Our trip was made even more interesting by the occurrence of several unforeseen incidinces."
Incidince by OUtlET December 28, 2005

Unusual Incidents Unit 

Knockoff version of the Mobile Task Force
"Hey, who are those idiots over there?"
"They're the Unusual Incidents Unit, cadet."
"Oh..."

Angle of incidence 

The angle at which refraction happens
George a bet your angle of incidence was 90 degrees last night

Incidentist 

Someone who is always where an incident occurs.
There is the incidentist again. Always on time to make some video's for the vlog.
Incidentist by Jij Weet May 2, 2018

insideness 

Definition of an activity that can only be played indoors such as Fortnite or League of legends, which are clearly a total waste of ones life
“Your insideness is ruining your life - get off the Fortnite, out of the house and do something useful”
insideness by rusty3105 December 26, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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