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Indian toiletpaper

What you use when you can't find any toilet paper but are trapped on the toilet paper: your hand.
I couldn't find any T.P., so I just sucked it up and used some Indian toiletpaper.
Indian toiletpaper by ZombyWoof April 25, 2006

Help Indians use toilets 

Due to failure in convincing people to use toilets in India, the project to teach them how to use and why it's better than open defecation starts.
Help Indians use toilets. They should have better sanitation.

India is toiletless 

Although India does have almost 100% toilet coverage, most aren't clean, and many Indians will still prefer to poop anywhere outside and some even worship them instead of use them. This means the sentence is still usable somehow.

Fun Fact: Don't use this sentence on Reddit, people will downvote, ban, or report you for racism despite the fact.
Comment : India is toiletless.
*Few minutes later*
Reddit message : You're permanently banned from r/(interesting) for hate speech.
That commenter : It's just the mods who can't stand with this fact and call it hate speech. India needs cleaners to clean public toilets and convince all people to use them to prove this fact wrong.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026