indian toilet

when you have diarrhea while having sex, so you let it go int he other persons mouth. to flush, they swallow.

Man I gave this girl a mean indian toilet last night! She gargled and everything!

by bizzmal May 26, 2010

Indian toiletpaper

What you use when you can't find any toilet paper but are trapped on the toilet paper: your hand.

I couldn't find any T.P., so I just sucked it up and used some Indian toiletpaper.

by ZombyWoof April 25, 2006

Help Indians use toilets

Due to failure in convincing people to use toilets in India, the project to teach them how to use and why it's better than open defecation starts.

Help Indians use toilets. They should have better sanitation.

by Shiine-1 April 14, 2022

India is toiletless

Although India does have almost 100% toilet coverage, most aren't clean, and many Indians will still prefer to poop anywhere outside and some even worship them instead of use them. This means the sentence is still usable somehow.

Fun Fact: Don't use this sentence on Reddit, people will downvote, ban, or report you for racism despite the fact.

Comment : India is toiletless.
*Few minutes later*
Reddit message : You're permanently banned from r/(interesting) for hate speech.
That commenter : It's just the mods who can't stand with this fact and call it hate speech. India needs cleaners to clean public toilets and convince all people to use them to prove this fact wrong.

by Shiine-1 May 10, 2025