incrapacity

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constipation
the inability to drop a deuce

elder abuse often involves undue influence and incrapacity

incrapacity by Ae5Ea8 May 3, 2017

Words you can keep

Incapacitating dump

When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.

His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.

Incapacitating dump by RoboCop 3000 July 11, 2010

giggle incapacitation

when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.

Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"

giggle incapacitation by caskaziom January 11, 2011

incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.

I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.

incapacitated by cptncoleian2 June 16, 2006

incarpacitated

not having a license or not having a car. being unable to drive people.

dude i can't give you a ride today. my parents took the prius so i'm incarpacitated.

incarpacitated by vanilla bean and waffles May 31, 2010

incrapacitated

When the poops are so bad that you cease to function as a normal human being and concede to the demands of your colon, staying as close as you can to the comfort of your own toilet.

"Hey bro, I can't come out tonight, that epic lunchtime rampage has left me incrapacitated."

incrapacitated by 2Jewswalkintoabar December 20, 2014

incapacitator

-the little annoying piece of skin that peels at the bottom corner/side of your fingernail
-usually on the thumb
-can be peeled/ripped off with your other fingernails (usually the pointer finger on the same hand)

(not to be confused with a cuticle)

"Dude, I've had this incapacitator on my thumb ALL week and it's really starting to piss me off cuz i can't stop picking it!"

incapacitator by twiddlethumbs<3 May 23, 2009

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026