incrapacity

constipation
the inability to drop a deuce

elder abuse often involves undue influence and incrapacity

by Ae5Ea8 May 3, 2017

Incapacitating dump

When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.

His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.

by RoboCop 3000 July 11, 2010

giggle incapacitation

when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.

Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"

by caskaziom January 11, 2011

incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.

I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.

by cptncoleian2 June 16, 2006

incarpacitated

not having a license or not having a car. being unable to drive people.

dude i can't give you a ride today. my parents took the prius so i'm incarpacitated.

by vanilla bean and waffles May 31, 2010

incrapacitated

When the poops are so bad that you cease to function as a normal human being and concede to the demands of your colon, staying as close as you can to the comfort of your own toilet.

"Hey bro, I can't come out tonight, that epic lunchtime rampage has left me incrapacitated."

by 2Jewswalkintoabar December 20, 2014

incapacitator

-the little annoying piece of skin that peels at the bottom corner/side of your fingernail
-usually on the thumb
-can be peeled/ripped off with your other fingernails (usually the pointer finger on the same hand)

(not to be confused with a cuticle)

"Dude, I've had this incapacitator on my thumb ALL week and it's really starting to piss me off cuz i can't stop picking it!"

by twiddlethumbs<3 May 23, 2009