conscious uncoupling 

A bullshit term used by people who take a relationship/marriage and any children involved lightly to excuse their behavior to people that they consider themselves above.

We will use the term "Conscious Uncoupling" to excuse our selfish behavior to stupid people when announcing our divorce so as to give the illusion of our higher intellect, which in reality, is quite sub-pedestrian in nature. This term will also divert attention away from how we were too lazy to find a way to adjust our self absorbed behavior for the sake of the children affected by this trauma.

conscious uncoupling by Your Papi May 6, 2014

conscious uncoupling 

A term used by one or more parties to a marriage, romantic relationship, civil union etc. to announce its ending, yet, at the same time, assure the public, in general, that the decision was made only after careful and immense thought, reflection, consideration and remorse. Not to be confused with a rash, unthinking or unconscious split-up, break-up, divorce or the like.

You know what they say....marriage is the leading cause of conscious uncouplings.

conscious uncoupling by heberwibba May 5, 2014

Incollingo

The most authentic italian name of all time. The second choice for the family name in the story line The Godfather. Only good looking, true italians inherit such a wonderful name. Double meaning; BOSS.

Mario Incollingo is the biggest boss known to man.

Incollingo by Vincent Corleone April 21, 2009

Jacob Incollingo 

Jacob incollingos usually have a monster cock but suffer from a disease called phimosis. His foreskin is longer than his girth and has an extremely ugly head. soooo fucken ugly bro, like one of the ugliest guys u will meet. I know a Jacob Incollingo and he once kissed my shoe and still doesn't admit that he's my bitch. if your friends with a Jacob Incollingo then don't lose him cause he's a good little gamer and u can make him ur bitch. HE CARRIES IN FORTNITE! one day ill fuck u up in a 1v1

bro, I fucked this guy last night and his foreskin was longer than his cock

holy shit! I think i fucked the same guy! was his name Jacob Incollingo?

Jacob Incollingo by peenmachine04 May 24, 2020

incomplinish

When something is completely done but its half-assed in effort.

When you finish your work at the very last
minute it is incomplinish.

Alex: Hey did you finish your project yet? You had three weeks to do it.
Michelle: Its incomplinished, I finished it but its half-assed effort.

incomplinish by cherryshell April 22, 2021

Incollingo

To give the impression that things are in hand but nothing is actually happening.

They’re incollingo

Incollingo by Noisebouy May 16, 2023