incompoop

The incomplete bowel movement experienced in the morning prior to having the first cup of coffee.

When I got up this morning I had an incompoop. Now that I have had my coffee, I had a real bowel movement.

by Dixie boy March 1, 2014

incomponent

The moment after carefully packing away a board game and finding a piece you missed. You now have to unpack three quarters of for just that one piece.

Nigel had just placed his game back on the shelf when his wife found a stray piece. "I've found an incomponent" she said.

by The curious bibliophile February 9, 2019

nincompoop

a silly, no brain, fool

Aaron is a nincompoop.

by Yen January 5, 2000

nincompoopers

a group of stupid people

you guys are nincompoopers!!

by snickledumper January 27, 2015

incomported

When a telephone company ports your number to another company, but fails to repoint there network to the The public switched telephone network (PSTN) so that people from other networks can call you but people on their network get a disconnected notice

I been on hold all day attempting to explain this issue of incomported. My mother calls me and gets a disconnected notice, but I call my number from my cell or work or a neighbors home and it rings through fine. My mother is with (A LARGE CABLE AND VOICE PROVIDER WHO RAISES RATES AT RANDOM), I was till I switched phone companies, for a better deal. Thank goodness I can put this word on the web so when it happens to anyone else, it is easier to explain.

by THEPHONEGUY October 3, 2009

nincompoop

a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment

I work with a gaggle of nincompoops, I guess common sense isn't so common anymore.

by Ur Majesty July 30, 2008

nincompooping

The act of

1. doing nincompoopatic things.
2. being a nincompoop.
3. smelling like a nincompoop.

The nincompooping nincompoop was nincompooping around his fellow nincompoops.

by Norne November 9, 2010