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The people who are below average inteligence you may have noticed working, but are actually too dumb to be employed. The company has hired this person not because they need their services but because of the incentives they get from the government. Despite this being beneficial to the employer it is often frustrating to the tards fellow employees because they have to pick up their slack.
Person 1: "why aren't you at work right now?"

Person2: "my hours where cut because of that new incentard"

Person1:"wow, that sucks!"

Person2:"yeah, on top of that I have to pick up the tards slack"
Incentard by Little boots January 22, 2010
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InvestTard 

A retarded person making stupid ass investments in the stock market. Like pumptards, they make false & exagerated statements but they are such dumb fucks no one listens to them. Most will eventually be homeless and have no friends because they have lost all of their money by making stupid investments. Some try to sell sex but get no customers.
The dumb ass InvestTard Erica bought Visa at $89 and is now selling it at $44.
InvestTard by Real lost March 2, 2009

incetardis

Disease which causes the urge to set the mentally challenged on fire.
"keep your sister away from me, my incetardis will kick in and il burn the bitch alive"
incetardis by Abusing December 9, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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