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Incentard

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The people who are below average inteligence you may have noticed working, but are actually too dumb to be employed. The company has hired this person not because they need their services but because of the incentives they get from the government. Despite this being beneficial to the employer it is often frustrating to the tards fellow employees because they have to pick up their slack.
Person 1: "why aren't you at work right now?"

Person2: "my hours where cut because of that new incentard"

Person1:"wow, that sucks!"

Person2:"yeah, on top of that I have to pick up the tards slack"
Incentard by Little boots January 22, 2010
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incesttard 

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One who repeatedly engages in incest with as many relatives as possible to the point of becoming stupid.
Tell that incesttard to come down for dinner and leave his little sister alone!
incesttard by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

intertard 

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An internet retard. Someone that fails, typically in an epic fashion, at the internet. Also, a replacement term for noob , to identify someone as stupid, lame, or that does not know what they are talking about.
Yo, intertard, gtfo.
* intertard has been kicked from #leet
intertard by Alphasee April 30, 2008

infantard 

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An insult to describe someone who acts stupid and 'retarded' in a very crybaby-ish way.
Stop crying and babbling about toys, Joe, you're actually like an infantard.
infantard by ShadowCreator October 12, 2007

Inventada 

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A term normally used by Mexican gay men to refer to delusional people who think they are public figures, influencers, fashionistas, or part of the wealthy elite. In most cases, inventadas come from poor, marginalized groups or are part of the gaudy, new middle-class.

These delusional nacos are abundant on social media. Often posing with luxury items, they tend to show off what they once lacked...or still do.

Inventadas also love showing off their many talents; whether it's speaking (badly) in a foreign language, singing, dancing or simply giving inspirational advice in a fake voice to hide their humble, regional accent. At the end of the day, they can't hide their mexa physical features.

However, there is such thing as an "inventada con presupuesto". Meaning, an inventada with a large budget. These inventadas usually come from a middle to upper-class background and are conventionally attractive.

Inventadas sometimes manage to forge a career out of their antics and even form a large following on social media. Their behaviour, though, always exposes how tasteless they truly are regardless of their budgets.
Sofi: "Ew, who are these trashy people and why do they have so many followers even though they look like they belong washing dishes at my father's restaurants?"

Regina: "Gross. Romina Sacre? Jimness? Victoria Volkova? Those are just gatos who simply got lucky with social media and now they think they belong with la gente bien but they're just nacos with new money. Iuuuu! Let's hire them as our maids and remind them where they belong. Inventadas!"
Inventada by chloemx June 1, 2019

Infantard 

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Infantard, due to the fact the infantry usually are retarded and that leads to problems such as broken equipment such as radio's lot's and lot's of radio's

Infantarded, Retarded
Damn it the infantard's broke our radios again
Infantard by siegey September 9, 2018

Infantard 

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The annoying baby that won't shut up on the plane, train, movie theater, etc.
Person 1 : damn that baby is pissing me off

Person 2 : yeah, it's being a total infantard, now excuse me while I punt it out the window!
Infantard by Balltoucher the 2nd January 17, 2023
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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