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The people who are below average inteligence you may have noticed working, but are actually too dumb to be employed. The company has hired this person not because they need their services but because of the incentives they get from the government. Despite this being beneficial to the employer it is often frustrating to the tards fellow employees because they have to pick up their slack.
Person 1: "why aren't you at work right now?"

Person2: "my hours where cut because of that new incentard"

Person1:"wow, that sucks!"

Person2:"yeah, on top of that I have to pick up the tards slack"
Incentard by Little boots January 22, 2010
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incesttard 

One who repeatedly engages in incest with as many relatives as possible to the point of becoming stupid.
Tell that incesttard to come down for dinner and leave his little sister alone!
incesttard by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

intertard 

An internet retard. Someone that fails, typically in an epic fashion, at the internet. Also, a replacement term for noob , to identify someone as stupid, lame, or that does not know what they are talking about.
Yo, intertard, gtfo.
* intertard has been kicked from #leet
intertard by Alphasee April 30, 2008

infantard 

An insult to describe someone who acts stupid and 'retarded' in a very crybaby-ish way.
Stop crying and babbling about toys, Joe, you're actually like an infantard.
infantard by ShadowCreator October 12, 2007

Inventada 

A term normally used by Mexican gay men to refer to delusional people who think they are public figures, influencers, fashionistas, or part of the wealthy elite. In most cases, inventadas come from poor, marginalized groups or are part of the gaudy, new middle-class.

These delusional nacos are abundant on social media. Often posing with luxury items, they tend to show off what they once lacked...or still do.

Inventadas also love showing off their many talents; whether it's speaking (badly) in a foreign language, singing, dancing or simply giving inspirational advice in a fake voice to hide their humble, regional accent. At the end of the day, they can't hide their mexa physical features.

However, there is such thing as an "inventada con presupuesto". Meaning, an inventada with a large budget. These inventadas usually come from a middle to upper-class background and are conventionally attractive.

Inventadas sometimes manage to forge a career out of their antics and even form a large following on social media. Their behaviour, though, always exposes how tasteless they truly are regardless of their budgets.
Sofi: "Ew, who are these trashy people and why do they have so many followers even though they look like they belong washing dishes at my father's restaurants?"

Regina: "Gross. Romina Sacre? Jimness? Victoria Volkova? Those are just gatos who simply got lucky with social media and now they think they belong with la gente bien but they're just nacos with new money. Iuuuu! Let's hire them as our maids and remind them where they belong. Inventadas!"
Inventada by chloemx June 1, 2019

Infantard 

Infantard, due to the fact the infantry usually are retarded and that leads to problems such as broken equipment such as radio's lot's and lot's of radio's

Infantarded, Retarded
Damn it the infantard's broke our radios again
Infantard by siegey September 9, 2018

Infantard 

The annoying baby that won't shut up on the plane, train, movie theater, etc.
Person 1 : damn that baby is pissing me off

Person 2 : yeah, it's being a total infantard, now excuse me while I punt it out the window!
Infantard by Balltoucher the 2nd January 17, 2023
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Frothability 

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Soul digger

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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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