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Incensed 

The act of being completely and utterly pissed.
I was incensed by the mere presences of James
Incensed by musicislove12 July 6, 2010
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Incensed 

Incensed (v): To be inundated with incense.
"I walked into that hippy's house and totally got incensed, I thought I was gonna choke."
Incensed by jtothalo April 28, 2010

I'm INCENSED 

Often said by people who dont get their own way as they are not as powerful as they think.
I'm INCENSED by Larry Gouldish October 21, 2010

Bus Incense 

n. A cigarette. Particularly when standing at a bus stop waiting for a bus. Invariably as soon as the bus incense is lit, before a second puff can be enjoyed, the bus appears.
Damn, its cold on this corner and I've been waiting 15 minutes for the bus. I wish I still smoked coffin nails because I would light some bus incense and it would be here in like 10 seconds flat.
Bus Incense by homoguytom January 16, 2013

intensed 

staring deeply at a hot girl's bossom
Johnny was intensed by Julie's proud breast.
intensed by Mcpherson November 3, 2007
Cool smelling sticks of fragrant shtuff that you light up, so it slow burns white smoke all over the surrounding area. Though many potheads use it to cover up the smell of their dank, it's a false stereotype. A superfluous amount of Febreeze is usually the real pothead dedector.

Also a great word to start a conversation on so you can laugh at people that accidentally say 'incest'.
Me: "He, you like incense?"
Friend: "Yeah, I LOVE incest!"
ME: *laughs*
Friend: "Shit!"
incense by Average Homie March 8, 2005

insensed 

To be so angered or enraged at bad spelling found the internet that you become incensed and must burn incense to regain a zen-like state of calm
It's not that I don't see the irony of the situation, but if I see one more live broadcast of random neural firings on twitter in which "incensed" is spelled "insensed" I'm going to have to burn this entire box nag champa to calm down.
insensed by the_stickler November 11, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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