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Incelligence 

noun

1. the ability to acquire, and apply, knowledge and/or skills that only an incel would value.
2. the actual information itself, again only of interest to guys who are socially awkward and bad at dating.
"Incel: Why don't modern women value my intelligence, like they would've back in the olden days?"
"John: Women value actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not *incelligence* (eidetic memory of your meme folders or strategies for how the Axis could've won WW2)"
Incelligence by Quinn Que October 30, 2022
Word of the Day on December 9, 2024
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Incelligence 

Having a socially inept pride in useless, unproductive, and unappealing facts and then trying to impress women with them, all while lacking actual skills and relevant knowledge.
Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (edict memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WWII).

That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.

The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.
Incelligence by Scott Cruz 80 October 30, 2022

Incelligence 

Eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2
Person 1: Hey, John is really intelligent, I wonder why he doesn't have a girlfriend yet.
Person 2: Well, his knowledge is more of an incelligence kind of thing.
Person 1: Oh that might explain it.
Incelligence by SeaUnderBass October 30, 2022

Incelligence 

Someone with a large amount of experience as a incel
Steve: Dude, John has so much incelligence

optical intelligence

Some bullshit Elon Musk made up to justify his crappy driver-assistance system.
"Did you see Elon's tweet that used 'optical intelligence' in order to sound pseudo-smart? LMAO."

intelligence

a very valuable cognitive trait that an avetard and ou tard completely lacks and will never possess
An avetard has no intelligence.
intelligence by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019

greed-intelligence paradox 

The 'greed-intelligence paradox' states that a person cannot be both greedy and intelligent because the two traits are mutually exclusive.

The 'greed-intelligence paradox' encompasses the more detailed 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', which explains a lot about leaders and people.

The 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation' explains the 'generally true' relationships between levels of greed and overall intelligence within an individual: put simply, greedy people are not particularly intelligent, and intelligent people are not particularly greedy (this would be the general form of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation').

These are the 'generally true' statements of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation':

- The greedier a person is, the less intelligent that person is.
- The less greedy is a person is, the more intelligent that person is.
- The more intelligent a person is, the less greedy that person is.
- The less intelligent a person is, the more greedy that person is.

In one extreme case of this 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', we know it is impossible to amass and hoard incredibly large amounts of monetary and material wealth or even want it, while also being a truly highly intelligent person. Highly intelligent people do not hoard money or stuff, they want to enjoy life and nature, and they want to share what they have with others. Truly intelligent people are also honest.
ex. Nikola Tesla was unquestionably the most overall intelligent person who ever lived. Tesla spoke 6 languages, invented the modern AC motor and the radio, and was the most prolific inventor of all time. Tesla lived and died dirt poor and in financial debt. Humanity owes Tesla a great debt of gratitude for the amount of freedom (and liberty from toil) his inventions have afforded mankind. Tesla was an extreme example of the validity of greed-intelligence paradox.

ex. International bankers profit from all major modern global military conflicts and wars --- promoting the killing of innocent people is financially profitable but not intelligent behaviour.

ex. The 'greed-intelligence paradox' explains that exclusively unintelligent people make up the class of incredibly wealthy people (the ruling class) on the planet, which explains why planet Earth is in such a mess from economic, environmental, moral and social perspectives. It is quite evident that wealthy unintelligent people are running and ruining the planet.

*** People have no business equating high net worth with high intelligence --- precisely the inverse is true. ***
greed-intelligence paradox by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
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