in the hills 

Out of cell phone range.
In deep shit.
Lost AF.

I can't open the link, I'm in the hills.

in the hills by Tinycat32001 August 16, 2017

in the hills 

in the hills is where one individual person is in L.A near the hills and they must be FUCKIN DOODS

ive been in the hills FUCKIN DOODS!!!!! -21 savage

in the hills by IQZ XD January 17, 2020

Lake In The Hills

A suburban town in the far NW burbs of Chicago. Once inhabited by small town folk it has now been repopulated with Chicago yuppies who for some reason enjoy having to commute an hour downtown to work everyday. Most likely due to the fact that they want to be seen in their shiny new BMW, Mercedes, or Hummer. A must have in order to be granted residency. Another qualification is being oblivious to absurdly high property taxes. Which are necessary because very few businesses call Lake in the Hills home...and someone has to pay for the military grade fleet of government vehicles...those bright orange automobiles you see EVERYWHERE. It was one of the fastest growing towns in the country several years running. Which isn't saying much other then we know how to rape and pillage the land better then others. Who needs a forest when you can have Boulder Ridge, Costco, and a handful of strip malls eh? Lake in the Hills is seperated into 2 sections. Old and New. New is anything on Randal Rd. and westward. Old consists of any home east of Randal Rd.

Also referred to as "The Hills" by locals. Not to be confused with MTV's show...although the similarities are plentiful. On the tv show everyone is white, clean, well off, and blissfully caught up in their own lives...that sums up Lake in the Hills population. If you're feeling extra lazy you can just call Lake in the Hills...Algonquin. Which is next door and home to all our shopping needs.

Some local landmarks are...oh who am I kidding. We've torn down anything of historical significance.

I need to get out of Lake in the Hills before it swallows me alive and spits me out an argyle wearing, spiked Starbucks drinking, milf going through a permanent mid-life crisis.

Lake In The Hills by LITH2009 April 16, 2009

Lake in the Hills

if towns were like family members, Lake in the Hills, Illinois is like that little brother that used to be adorable, but now is going through that really awkward and fugly stage. No one cuts the kid slack anymore because his face is really chubby and his permanent teeth resemble a "battle of epic proportions". Lake in the Hills always has a grease stain on his shirt and a big chocolate smear on his upper lip. The little brat is always whining about "subsidiary tax impositions" and "anal seepage".

Me: "Crystal Lake has officially made Lake in the Hills her bitch."
Danny: "yeah, i read that in the Herald this morning"
Me: "You were reading while a-pounding Herald?"
Danny: "I had a little down time"

Lake in the Hills by Ch!p July 24, 2008

Been in the Hills 

Fucking Dudes

Joe's been in the Hills

Been in the Hills by realmanjoe October 24, 2022

Howey In the Hills, FL

Isolated, boring, flat - one of the worst places in our country. Aside from the mission inn resort, there isn’t much that resembles society. I wouldn’t wish residence there upon my worst enemy.

As soon as you arrive in howey in the hills immediate depression will set in. You will realize how far from the rest of the country you really are.

It is one of the most worthless, ugliest, useless, pieces of shit ever. They need a do over. They should use that land to do better. Actually, the best idea would be to evacuate everyone from there and blow the place up.

Howey In the Hills, FL can be coped with by using drugs and alcohol habitually.

Howey In the Hills, FL by TimSingh June 10, 2018

Hide The Hogg In The Hills 

Tittyfucking. Breast banging. Hooters Humping. Juggsfucking. Breasterbate

That big natural titty chick let me play a game of hide the hogg in the hills with her.

Hide The Hogg In The Hills by TongueMyNutzs February 21, 2017