in the ear
in the ear by Honest Jackson November 12, 2004
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Fuck me in the ear
Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.
I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...
Fuck me in the ear by Scar01 November 7, 2010
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had it in the ear
As heard in Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" "I've had it in the ear before."
Another example: I really had it in the ear last night when I bought a dime bag full of oregano.
Another example: I really had it in the ear last night when I bought a dime bag full of oregano.
had it in the ear by Garfunkel Adison November 6, 2007
fuck you in the ear
fuck you in the ear by Gumba Gumba June 13, 2004
pickle in the ear
A phrase referring to a nonsensical fictitious event. Frequently a tall tale told by someone else. Sometimes just used as a silly non sequitur.
John told his co-workers another ludicrous tale of bravado. Little does he know they all laugh behind his back at his pickle in the ear stories.
pickle in the ear by Angatkuq October 26, 2010
Pain In the Ear
Pain In the Ear by blazeitup July 9, 2011
dicked in the ear
to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.
Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
dicked in the ear by joosen April 22, 2007
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