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In my opinion 

A lame phrase often used to preemptively exculpate online clowns and ax-grinding troublemakers from libel suits that could easily occur after publishing unfounded crap on blogs and message boards.
In my opinion, he is a disgraced doctor, despite the fact that he’s in good standing with the American Association of Pain Medicine and the State Medical Society.
In my opinion by Unibrow Asshole April 23, 2010
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in my opinion 

Phrase idiots use to let others be guaranteed what he or she says is actually his or her opinion.
-"In my opinion, I think goth is a way of life."
-"I know it's your opinion, idiot."
in my opinion by tehlivi August 10, 2009

In my opinion 

In my opinion, you're kind of an ugly bitch LMAO
In my opinion by alexxi lexie December 12, 2023

in my humble opinion 

A suggestive starting phrase to seduce someone to have sex, normally in text messages and social media posts.
In my humble opinion, your reproductive organs are quite sizable.

In my humble opinion, your norks can feed an entire orphanage.

In my humble opinion, you have got silky smooth birth exit gate.

In my medical opinion that 

Medic always says this, like in my medical opinion that YOU ARE DEAD! PANIC!

Scout: gets shot
Medic with a med gun: in my medical opinion that YOU ARE DEAD!
Scout: gets shot
Medic with a med gun: in my medical opinion that YOU ARE DEAD!

in my humble opinion 

A cliché phrase used to introduce one's viewpoint, typically in writing. The phrase is normally followed by a comma. Sometimes abbreviated to IMHO.
"In my humble opinion, Urban Dictionary is one of the most useful modern resources of the internet."

"In my humble opinion, winter is the best season and green is the nicest color."

"In my humble opinion, cats are always plotting something."

In my very humble opinion 

A phrase used to feign modesty by people with inflated egos and an even more inflated sense of self worth. They often believe, falsely, that using this phrase will make them appear intelligent and benevolent. More often, it makes them appear like a douche.
"You're one of the few people I've come across worthy to carry on the human race. At least in my very humble opinion."
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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