1)
Cop: "Oh man, what a hard day of busting
drug dealers it's been. A big fat J would really
hit the spot right now. Can I borrow some papers?"
Your square ass: "Isn't that...um...illegal? Smoking marijuana, I mean?"
Cop: "Not in my book. Bitch."
2)
"Damn, a playa really needs to take a piss after those 10 beers I just had. Over here would be
a good spot."
"Oh shit!!!! Not in my book!!!"
"Whoops, sorry about that."