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in hiding 

1) sketchily secluding yourself from the people you know
2) being a hermit (don't confuse this with being a hobbit- that is something different- see Lord of the Rings)
3) being anti-social
1) staying in your room, alone, with the door closed on a saturday night (note: this does not mean closing the door and drinking with your roommate and a couple friends or whoever knocks...)
2) taking a many-mile walk alone (note-this walk is not for exorcise or running errands; it is for purposely getting away from the people you know....though, yes, you are technically out in the public)
in hiding by sweet pea February 19, 2004

Homos-In-Hiding

When a homosexual man does not want others to know that he is gay so to cover it up he goes for prude women so he does not have to worry about doing intercourse.
Recently all of the Homos-In-Hiding are going for that prude chick hannah.

slut in hiding 

A girl who claims not to be a slut, but everyone already knows she is one anyways.
Guy - "I think I like Betty"
Girl - "You would, she's a slut in hiding"
Guy - "OH YEAAH"

Hiding in your Cellphone

When someone tries to bypass an awkward situation when they're around people they have nothing to say to by pretending to be busy doing something with their cell phone. In fact, they know they're just looking at old text messages and lightly tapping the buttons or something.

Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.
(One person is on the elevator when another person they KINDA know steps on)

Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.

Sue: Yeah it sure is!

....(awkward silence)

(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)

(Bob who knows them both enters)

Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?

Hiding in the bush 

When a man tries to hide his micro penis in a womans vagina that isnt shaven
Man 1: Yo i tried hiding in the bush with this one girl
Man 2: Well, well, well, the micro penis murderer has shown himself

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's 

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.
Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

Hiding in the comments 

When you are seeing TikTok and scary things pop out. Youโ€™re too scared but want to know what people talked about it then the comments will cover the clip partially.
@_slmp๏ผšwho is hiding in the comments.. I have snacks for you ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒฎ
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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