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voting in Florida 

1.) a phrase emphasizing the lack of recognition one may get for doing a certain thing

2.) a useless activity
Ace: I spent all day on WoW farming titanium ore.

Gary: Yikes, really? So you've been voting in Florida all day while I've been at work? Nice, thanks...

Ace: Well, you may have made 120 real-life dollars, but I've made over 4k gold! So, suck it.
voting in Florida by jbushido August 31, 2010

not in Florida 

1. Tripping; in an altered state of mind. The emphatic form is "totally not in Florida", equivalent to tripping balls. The association of Florida with a normal state of mind could itself reasonably be considered the result of consuming controlled substances.

2. In a generally disagreeable situation. See also: fucked.
"You guys, the bed just melted and turned into a thousand snakes, and then a herd of pink elephants flew by the window!"
"Oh boy, Dan is totally not in Florida right now."
not in Florida by xaonon September 5, 2006

George is in Florida

Content Creator Georgenotfound is in Florida with his best friend sapnap and boyfriend dream
"George is in Florida"
What?!
Yeah it's the 24th of July

Boots in Florida 

Something that only ratchet ass hoes do it ain't cold here fool
" why the hell that girl wearing boots in Florida?" "I don't know she's just ratchet"

wearing a hoodie in florida 

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide
Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?

things to do in Florida 

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave
Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro