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Can't have shit in Detroit 

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."
Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

Can’t have shit in Detroit 

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit
Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit

can't have a shit in detroit 

Feeling terrible while in Detroit. Pretty obvious
Man I can't have a shit in Detroit

No Official Recognition of a ‘Hyena Crips’ Set in Detroit

Based on publicly available reporting, the group referred to as the “Hyena Crips” or “Scoregang Crips” in Detroit is not recognized by law‑enforcement as an established organized set, and no official records confirm a multi‑member structure. Publicly observed activity associated with the group largely consists of graffiti tags and documented markings, rather than evidence of an organized tag‑wars crew with recognized members or defined territory. As of all publicly accessible information, no law‑enforcement agency in Detroit or Oakland County has verified the existence of a formal “Hyena Crips” set.
There No Official Recognition of a ‘Hyena Crips’ Set in Detroit nobody knows what that is - Detroit native

Detroit Piston (pissed in) 

The act in which the male participant urinates directly into his female counterparts mouth, which she is not allowed to swallow. He then proceeds to face-fuck her in her urine filled mouth, with the ferocity of an automobile piston. This ideally occurs while the man is wearing a Chauncey Billups jersey.

Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).
Sarah: How was the game, babe?
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!

a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan 

Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan. Welcome to the stage, Trixie Mattel!