In A Relationship 

Some BS that FB made up to let all your friends/everyone else know who you’re currently fucking.....Stealth motherfuckers(who think they’re sneaky as fuck),just put “in a relationship”,without really specifying who it is(that they’re fucking).....Really,it’s not an official relationship status.....Women like to put it on their relationship status(to keep all of the hard dicks away),and men like to put it(to let everyone know who they’re fucking,and that they’re fucking someone currently).....Doesn’t really matter(who it is),they’re fucking.....As long as they are.

“Is that who Barbara is currently fucking?”....”How can she be “in a relationship”,when her sorry ass is married?”....”.Why is she pretending to be available when she’s not?”.

In A Relationship by jim6471 November 17, 2020

in a relationship 

Not You

I am not in a relationship

in a relationship by Small_Pickle_Dickle February 12, 2020

in a relationship 

A legal form of prostitution where a female collects money, cars and other valuable things in exchange for sex.

"Travis gave La Toya a very expensive diamond ring last night as well as a jeep for their one year anniversary last night"

"Yeah but, did Travis get laid"

"You know it ... "

Are you asking me to be in a relationship

in a relationship by Thisisnotmyname January 22, 2014

In a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married 

To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.

I am in a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married to this person.

In a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married by R U N June 16, 2008

seeing your crush in a relationship 

It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.

Example:

Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend

Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*

Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋

Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*

Girl: OmG noooooooo

Friend: hey what happened

Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭

Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?

seeing your crush in a relationship by Funny & hilarious person May 12, 2018

Four commandments in a relationship

You're great

Thank you

Love you

Im always right

Four commandments in a relationship

Four commandments in a relationship by Krkič March 26, 2020

not in a relationship relationship 

When a person you are interested in doesn't give any fucking sign/clue that she/he is in a relationship. FUCK
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.

Me: Hey can you help me with something, there's this girl you know. I really like her

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken

Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.

Me: wtf, HOW?

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.

Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship

not in a relationship relationship by dumb-bunny May 12, 2020