In the bum 

Only to be stated at the very end of a phonecall between to pals that are in no way sexually aroused by eachother's masculinaty. Just friends ...very, very good friends.

Male replacement of "I love you" shared between girlies at the end of a natter.

Friend 1: "alright mate, I'll come to your gaff about 4ish"
Friend 2: "sweet fam', catch you in abit?"
Friend 1: "safe geez ...in the bum"
Friend 2: "in the bum"

In the bum by GRANT CIRCUS August 28, 2011

Pain in the Bum

This is British slang and is a slightly less vulgar way of saying pain in the arse or pain in the ass if you are American. In this expression the bum in question isn’t an American bum, a word that dates from around the mid nineteenth century, but an English or Australian bum, a word that dates back to the early seventeenth century. At one time the word was not considered to be vulgar at all and was used extensively during the seventeenth an eighteenth centuries. One Gentleman Soldier, fighting for the King during the English Civil War, wrote in a letter that on one occasion the going as so difficult that he “slipped and fell on my bum”.

“Putting it politely, Malcolm, you are nothing but a pain in the bum!”

Pain in the Bum by AKACroatalin March 3, 2019

Pain in the bum

Pain in the bum is a British slang equivalent of pain in the ass. The bum in this case isn't an American bum, but a English bum which is a slightly less vulgar equivalent of arse, or if you are American ass. At one time, certainly during during the seventeenth century the word bum wasn't considered vulgar at all, one Gentleman Soldier, fighting for the King during the English Civil War, recorded how on one occasion the going was so difficult that he "slipped and fell on my bum".

Malcolm is a total pain in the bum!
My, aren't you polite.

Pain in the bum by Croatalin January 16, 2014

Tits in the Bum 

The art of placing a womans tit/boob/breast into a mans anus. This is a fairly difficult task often needing a regular sized breast that can be easily manouvered to enter the butt hole of the man. It is entirely the mans decision what is done with the breast once insersion is complete

"my girlfriends gives the best tits in the bum"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"

"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"

Tits in the Bum by Glenn Derr January 2, 2012

Stub in the bum 

This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.

Brooklyn: Wanna go ride bikes today?
Dave: Nah sorry, going to go Stub in the Bum instead

Stub in the bum by Euan Haines December 29, 2020

cum in the bum

When A guy shoots his load into a chicks arse - aka 'C in the B'

"Would you like some Cum in the Bum?"

cum in the bum by Robert J. Melrose May 18, 2003

a finger in the bum

A line said by the character Euron Greyjoy in episode 3, A Queens Justice, season 7 in the TV-series Game of Thrones. The phrase is used to further inquire what a specific sexual partner might enjoy during intercourse.

Euron:“Does she like it gentle or rough?”

Jamie: *Thinks to himself, what is this guy on about?!* “...”

Euron: “...A finger in the bum?”

a finger in the bum by Nibbashit February 3, 2018