improused 

To be impressed to the point of arousal.

Victims of improusal typically include goal diggers and people that are attracted to other motivated individuals.

Person A: "Hi, did I mention that I'm a pilot?"
Person B: "Well consider me improused!"

improused by moosechop February 14, 2020

color me impressed 

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.

Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart

color me impressed by ClassicClock May 25, 2015

Improlted 

When you are impressed at your friend's success, but revolted at the things they did to get it.

"Did you hear that Tom hyped his underground supper club by pretending to be two anonymous commentors talking to each other on that food blog?"
"Ugh, yes. But he's got half this city eating out of his hand. I'm so improlted."

Improlted by Torkalork August 20, 2013

impressed 

The feeling of amazement which arises when it is difficult for a person to imagine something that he or she has encountered being any better than it is.

I was impressed by her exquisite beauty.

impressed by Celesta Lagniappe October 14, 2007

self-imposed Rick Roll 

The act of Rick Rolling yourself just because you have that damn song stuck in your head.

"Dude I got fuckin Rick Rolled again."

"It's happened to me so many times now i just have self-imposed Rick Rolls."

self-imposed Rick Roll by TED THE TIT May 5, 2010

new and improved joker product 

A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.

I hear Justin Timberlake is dating New And Improved Joker Product

new and improved joker product by Steve Aardvark December 20, 2006

New and Improved 

An american adverising term invented some time dring the course of television history.

Now widely regarded with contempt for the utterly intelligence insulting nonsensical term it is.

"New and improved Whammo juice!!! A refreshing carboanted drink that doubles as an industrial cleaning agent!!!"

"Wait... how can it be new AND improved? You can't improve on something new, since to improve something implies revising something exisiting..."

New and Improved by EducatedChav June 17, 2009