imbibulate

to enable others
who are incapable
of doing for themselves due to limited brain power

"must I imbibulate
every facet or your life?"

by carl lager August 19, 2008

infibulated

Name given to the roman slave which penis was transfixed by a ring through the prepuce ( if he had one ) or through the shaft ( if circumcised ) to turn it improper to practice sex, in order to make him exclusively devoted to work.
The two naked circumcised roman slaves represented by the statues in the Louvre Museum, in Paris, have their penises bent double so that the head points towards the body. In the one on the left, the penis head lies on top of the shaft; in the other the penis head is on the left of the shaft. Taking the one on the left first, the ring is clearly quite large, possible an inch in the original. The ring passes horizontally through the shaft of the penis, a little behind the glans. The other half of the ring is attached close to the trunk of the slave, and, judging from its position, passes horizontally either through the shaft at its point of attachment or through the suspensory ligament. In the second case, the ring is a little smaller. It has passed vertically through the shaft, again close behind the glans and a little to the side of the urethra and the other half also attached to the suspensory ligament, near the trunk.

" The roman gladiators were also infibulated to maintain their vigor exclusivelly for the fights".

by Willhelmina Plowes January 28, 2010

inbigulate

to make something or someone considerably larger

man one: Hamster wheels are way too small for me
man two: It'd be kewl if you could just inbigulate it
man one: yeah...

by toad_master February 4, 2010